High Elf Slays Dark Lord Sedan and Now Faces Criminal Charges

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Konrad Bass, 30, is a self-confessed ‘High elf’ who enjoys live-action role-playing while high on LSD. He was taken to a Portland hospital after what one witness described as a man “stabbing a car with a sword”.

Officers responded to a call of a woman who was claiming that her BMW was under siege from a pirate. Police discovered Konrad Bass who was wearing chain mail, a helmet and was armed with a shield and a machete. He reportedly charged into an intersection and attacked the woman’s car.

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Bass explained to one source that he was experiencing a bad trip. He said, “That woman was totally bad-vibing me”. Further saying that, “I wasn’t in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears. I hopped on her hood and tried to pierce her tires with my master sword.”

Bass now faces charges of disorderly conduct, criminal mischief and menacing, according to police.

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High Elf Slays Dark Lord Sedan and Now Faces Criminal Charges
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