Now that YouTube forces you to watch their ads and commercials before you can get to what you really want to see, I have been informed of Poo-Pourri. It's a nifty little bottle that you spritz into your toilet bowl before you drop the kids off. It is supposed to eliminate the odors that descend down from thine bowels.
Does it work? Well, according to the reviews on Amazon, it works fantastically. People have raved that it has saved their marriage, their working life, and the embarrassment that women sometimes get when stinking' up an entire public bathroom.
You too can have a foul-smelling-free life for ten dollars.