Tired of using your money on actual products and services? Why not buy a whole package of nothing for that special someone in your life?
Amazon has several products labeled as "nothing," but this one is currently the only one available for purchase. The product is listed at $10, which is cheap considering the quality of the nothingness not included in the plastic container.
If "nothing" just doesn't sound appealing, Amazon also has "Something" by Ted Stetson available on Kindle for a dollar.