Have $1 million lying around somewhere? No? Well, maybe you need to sell everything you own in order to buy this premium gold-plated vacuum from GoVacuum.com. Not convinced? Watch this quick rap about why you need this vacuum.
Still not won over? Good. That means you're probably sane. Either that, or you're on a normal budget.
Anyway, it seems you can't currently buy it even if you wanted to. GoVacuum.com works fine at the moment, but the website crashes when I last tried to access the gold vacuum page. It's a good thing for those impulse buyers.
Seems their website does sell pretty normal items if you're interested in buying them to actually use them.